Sunday, 7 September 2014

In The Backs of Dennis



What if Marjie received and read the letter from The Sexiest Girl of DM?
To Marjie, 
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you’re very fat body. I’m thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks and always calling to their house what time he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met you iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very, very, very fat body but you hate it you thoughth you’re the most prettiest girls he know about what do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the rigth to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names before iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if 
you start already to calling me different name, I’m don’t have any other choice but to called you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING. You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I’m am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl. 

FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M. 

Ps. You say that I’m the bad breathe 
But who is Dennis want to kissed. 
Me or you? You or me? 
And the final is me.
Ito ang posibleng tugon niya:
To the ugliest girl of DM,
How you dare insult me and my body like that? You’re not sexy and not the sexiest girl of Dennis, for your info. You thought he use you to his toy? Ha ha! He still use you to his toy, for your info. I’m so so sure. I have good reasons why I make tawag always, because I am worried to him and I also think I maybe can try to sundo him and that’s because I’m a very very nice person. I know I need exercise, you don’t need to say it out loud here. I’m not thinking I am the sexiest and prettiest girl, I didn’t say like that. Maybe it’s you thinking that? Well I’m not super surprised. Yes I know I call you names but it’s because you’re making agaw a boyfriend not yours and I feel I have the right to call you names. If it’s insulting to your thinking, then that’s your problem and not my problem, isn’t it? And now you calling me names too like PIG, OBESSED, etc and now I will call you SKELETON, BANGKAY etc just for the sake of response.
From: Marjie
PS: I don’t care if Dennis wants to kissed you, he will still come back to me  becos I’m the final of this.
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hahaha. I had fun writing that. I know I am not as good as the Sexiest Girl of DM but what the heck, it’s not that easy! I tried my best.

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